when a hot person calls themselves ugly
Notice how Gothel checks Rapunzel’s hair first, not Rapunzel.
notice how Gothel’s a huge bitch
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
Y’all some creative motherfuckers
Game Of Thrones » The Lion and The Rose (4x02)