genitaled:

when a hot person calls themselves ugly

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kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

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super-who-locked-in:

everytanglehasastory:

Notice how Gothel checks Rapunzel’s hair first, not Rapunzel.

notice how Gothel’s a huge bitch

super-who-locked-in:

everytanglehasastory:

Notice how Gothel checks Rapunzel’s hair first, not Rapunzel.

notice how Gothel’s a huge bitch

unradly:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

Y’all some creative motherfuckers

unradly:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

Y’all some creative motherfuckers

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Game Of Thrones » The Lion and The Rose (4x02)

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